If you must..

I love tacos from those roach coaches. That is all.

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Everyone in the cast of "Lie to me" is super annoying except for you. But you are awesome and I heart you. Please write back with a signed photo and maybe a piece of whatever you ate for lunch.

xoxoxoxox
Justin

I haven't updated in a while. I am updating.

Incoming "Fried Chicken and Watermelon" bill maybe? Then I would totally vote to re-elect you in 4 years. kthnx.

ELECTIONS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Highlights included-
1. Tichondrius realm meet-up- Custom made Robot Kitten Happy Train condoms passed out. I snag one! (PICS INC LATER) We insult Blackrock and Silver Hand and take over nearby tables.
2. No lines!- Okay, I did stand in line for Diablo 3 but everyone had to but I avoided the 5 hour lines for the Blizzard store and bought all my junk at a 30% discount! ITS NICE TO HAVE FRIENDS.
3. Felicia Day- I MET FELICIA DAY AND SHOOK HER HAND. NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH.
4. Sharing a hotel room with 5 people- One of them snored so much that I wanted to kill myself.
5. Druid shirt- I am wearing a druid t-shirt. Right now. /geek
6. DRUID HERO- I got to meet Hafu! She is one of the best druids in the world and competed for the $75k prize in the 3v3 at this years Blizzcon. Alas, her team went down against some Europeans but she still makes more money each year playing WoW than the average person makes working. She told me to not to waste Barkskin's.
7. Eredar Twins- These gals were the hit of Blizzcon and on Saturday night were in my hotel room and totally drunk. YUP. (they were just looking for playing cards though =\)
8.Tons of new people- I finally got to meet a bunch of my guild mates who never made it down to California before. One even came all the way from Australia!
9. Mitsuwa- My friend Kymba and I went to this super awesome Japanese market Sunday afternoon after the con. It was in Costa Mesa and we ate sushi and REALLY REALLY expensive deserts. We bought these lemon cakes that you could eat in 2 bites for $3 each lolz. Then we both bought around $20 worth of Pocky and I bought a bag of Jeff Foxworthy jerky for $5 which was worth EVERY PENNY.

So some accountant who got layed off because of the struggling economy just killed himself, his wife, mother-in-law and three kids. About 2 blocks from where I live. I can't listen to music cause there are like 5 helicopters in the sky and my god they are noisy.

Just remember, friends, no matter how bad your week will be IT WILL STILL BE BETTER THAN THEIRS.

Doctor: You have to cut back on red meat. That is why there is discomfort in your chest.
Me: Ok.



Later...

Me: Oh god this Western Bacon Cheeseburger is so delicious and juicy.



Fin~

My heart is hurting.

No, not in the emo way. I mean it quite literally.

I..uhh..think I need to see a doctor lol

HEY GUYS HERE IS A QUICK POP QUIZ OK

1. WHAT WORD BEST DESCRIBES THE DMV

A- FUCKED
B- SHITTY
C- GIVES YOU AIDS
D- ALL OF THE ABOVE



FRIENDS THE ANSWER IS D

I've really taken to swimming! Every day I spend more and more time in the pool and I love it! I can swim consistently for about an hour now without getting tired. It is far more exhausting than running though and I often have to take a nap when I get home. I have even gotten over my phobia of kids peeing in the pool.

Food-wise I am trying to avoid fast food and stuff but its hard. I went to Fatburger today just because it is conveniently near school and I was there signing up for classes today. OLD FRIEND, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

I got tickets to Blizzcon and unlike those sheeple who waited on the e-lines only to have the Blizzard store crash time and time again I got them for free! Thanks for Pete who works out of Blizzard in Texas for my ticket and Steve who works in the Irvine offices for giving one up for my friend Linda. I am taking her to the Red Lion that weekend before Blizzcon. ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS.

I have decided to forgo my usual cardio excercises on the treadmill in favour of swimming! Influenced by Michael Phelps and the fact that he can eat what seems to be his entire body weight in greasy foods and STILL look like that just by swimming, I took to the pool today and swam laps for around 40 minutes. It is MUCH more strenuous than running and I ache everywhere. I take that as a good sign...My entire body never ached even after long distance runs.

Apparently there was some earthquake? The incoming text message alarm wakes me up but an earthquake doesn't. WTF.

So apparently this "Dark Knight" movie is big... Gabby Hayes big! All the young-uns are going in throngs to watch it!! This makes me sad because they are young and energetic and can wait get up early enough to go buy tickets and I cannot.

In short, "The Dark Knight" at IMAX apparently sold out all screenings early this morning.

Fuck.

Sit-ups make me a sad panda. BRB Ben-gay time.

I am kind of a bastard and horrible person. I did something extremely horrible and selfish today and am filled with regret.

Me: Excuse me..Can you tell me where I am? uhhh.. I think I am lost.
Gas station attendant lady: Oh thats Lake Castiac over there.
Me: Lake? What the hell there's no lak-
:: I look across the street and see the huge ass lake::
Me: Oh shit. I didn't see that there.
Gas station attendant lady: Just be glad you didn't drive into it HAW HAW

Fin.

EDIT: I should mention gas here was $4.38 a gallon! Win.

I don't know why but it feels like my stomach is on fire. It might have been the sushi.

ARGH.

I really wish I were a kid again. My hearts desire 20 years ago was to see the Ninja Turtles movie and maybe go to MacDonalds. I also did not have a care in the world and no interest in girls. Being an adult is way lame and filled with worries.

I have shamed you, Captain Picard.